1The Gym - Spoken Word5:26
2Sea World / Santa at the Mall / Demi Moore - Spoken Word4:20
3Rental Car Insurance / Richie Valens' Plane / Airline Security / Dogs - Spoken Word7:08
4My Daughter - Spoken Word7:05
5Sperm Bank - Spoken Word4:16
6America Online - Spoken Word6:08
7Porno Awards / Hollywood Bullshit - Spoken Word4:13
8Sex and Your Heart Attack - Spoken Word15:03
9Prison Love / I Wanna F*** You / Jack Shack - Music / Spoken Word4:04
10If You Buy This Cd, I Can Get This Car - Music2:26
11If You Buy This Cd, I Can Get This Car - Music2:23
12I'm so Good in Bed - Music3:18
