1Introduction, A Gift From Derrick3:32
2Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow5:01
3Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW1:56
4Ask A Pastor3:03
5Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center3:05
6A LinkedIn Profile2:40
7The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe5:48
8Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine3:50
9Contacting Celebrities On Facebook4:19
10Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH7:59
11Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods2:30
12I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage7:06
13Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable3:22
14The Body2:26
15Feet & Legs1:56
16Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo2:54
17Heart2:54
18Throat, Arms & Hands2:42
19Head1:52
20Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax3:15
21Introduction0:17
22Horse0:04
23Horse Galloping0:08
24Horse III0:08
25Duck0:05
26Duck II0:09
27Dog0:05
28Cat0:07
29Cat Purring0:09
30Cat Asking For Directions0:09
31Two Sheep Arguing0:11
32Mice Making Fried Rice0:07
33Bear0:05
34Wolf0:08
35Fox Embarrassed About His Boner0:08
36Giraffe Sleeping0:09
37Turtle0:05
38Turtle II0:09
39Chicken Prostitute Haggling0:14
40Shark0:05
41Toilet Flushing0:08
42Blender0:08
43Automatic Door Opening0:06
44Doorbell0:05
45Alarm Clock0:06
46Frying Pan Sizzle0:09
47Teapot Whistle0:09
48Dishwasher Running0:08
49Telephone Ringing0:07
50Telephone Falling On The Ground0:10
