1Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!4:52
2Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus!5:10
3I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Song And Chaged The Lyrics To Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood!3:16
4A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises!3:58
5Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule!2:48
6My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!8:39
7My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!13:37
8When It Comes To Jews, Behaviour One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As Quirky But It's Okay To Joke About It Because, I, Myself, Am Jewish!6:02
9Pandering To The Locals!7:13
10Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Homosexuals!2:38
11Weathermen Have Become, For The Most Part, Obsolete!2:53
12When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since The Mid-eighties!12:52
