1Take Baseball and Shove It1:49
2G'Bye Ding a Ling2:55
3White Ford Bronco1:58
4You've Got a Brand New Pair of Figure Skates1:54
5PLO & Israeli's2:06
6Grampa Loved the Rolling Stones3:02
7Cane 'Em Good1:51
8Michael Jordan Ain't Bo1:18
9Whitewater2:37
10D.W.I. Colorodo1:53
11The Nafta Anthem2:19
12A Big Ton O' Moola2:06
13There's Another Santa Claus2:01
14Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear1:56
15I Am Santa Claus3:22
16Manger 60:45
17O Little Town of Bethlehem2:09
18I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer3:02
19Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator1:26
20Grahbe Yahbalz1:09
21A Letter to Santa2:42
22Jingle Hells Bells2:39
23The Kids2:18
24The Magical Kingdom of Claus5:53
25The "What's It to Ya" Chorus2:38
26Didn't I Get This Last Year?3:22
27The Under Tree World of Jacques Cousteau3:02
28O Christmas Tree2:34
29The Twelve Pains of Christmas3:42
30The Chimney Song2:12
31We Wish You Weren't Living with Us0:50
32Wreck the Malls2:05
33A Visit from St. Nicholson4:32
34O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads1:26
35I'm Dressin' up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole)3:09
36The Restroom Door Said, "Gentleman"1:36
37Foreigners2:09
38Joy to the World1:23
39A Message from the King2:18
